Riding my bike to work allows me to be very observant of people and the cars they drive. Here are some of the things I have noticed while riding:
If you smell cigarette smoke, look around for the Pontiac. Chances are there is one around you and that is the smoker.
If you just about got run off the road by a car, it was a Mercedes or a BMW. They do afterall own the road and are just plain better than you and me and therefor they don't need to pay attention.
If you hear loud bass, look around for the 90s Honda Civic or Accord. There you will find a sub 25 year old male driver.
If you hear a car that sounds like it is dying, or sounds like a poorly tuned motorcycle, look for the Subaru WRX. Seriously, every one of these cars sounds horrible. I have never seen a female driver in one of these either.
If you hear a loud muffler it is always from the older Honda.
Waring: The following might be slightly racist. Don't read if that will offend you!
When you see an old Ford minivan, a person of Hispanic descent will be driving.
2 comments:
Are you sure the WRX driver isn't just a sensible gal with a very short haircut??
Or if you see a line of cars backed up, there is probably an old person driving a Cadillac, Lincoln, or Oldsmobile at the front
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