Why not smoke? It just means you are better than everyone else. If I smoked, it would mean I could completely ignore littering laws and just toss my cigarette out the window, no matter where I happen to be. I mean, it's not like I am throwing actual trash out the window. I wouldn't want to get that smoke and ash in my car's ash tray, heaven forbid! It's not like it's my body and has a natural filter (my lungs) to keep all that stuff from doing damage! Oh, I could also start random fires and never get in trouble for it. How cool would it be to drive by someplace and see a fire in the exact spot you tossed your smoke out the window?! Oh, and then there's the smell. I was at home depot the other day, and was standing by this chain smoker, and thought "what a great aroma to have around me 24/7". Oh, and why do cigarettes have filters? Are we really concerned about what will get into our bodies without it?
So come join me for a smoke.
P.s. In case you haven't come to this conclusion already, this was all sarcasm. I don't really want to smoke, and it drives me crazy to see people toss their cigarettes out the window instead of using the ash tray that every car somes standard with.
P.s.s. Why do cars come with cigarette lighters? Why not, say, licorice dispensers like in Waynes world, or something that everyone can enjoy?
Friday, July 20, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Trip to Moab
Went to Moab this weekend. Rode the Slickrock trail. The temperature was 104 degrees when we finished. This is arguably the most popular mountain bike trail in the world, so why were we the only ones doing the ride?
Why is there only one car in the parking lot?
Why is there only one car in the parking lot?
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