Friday, July 20, 2007

The benefits of smoking

Why not smoke? It just means you are better than everyone else. If I smoked, it would mean I could completely ignore littering laws and just toss my cigarette out the window, no matter where I happen to be. I mean, it's not like I am throwing actual trash out the window. I wouldn't want to get that smoke and ash in my car's ash tray, heaven forbid! It's not like it's my body and has a natural filter (my lungs) to keep all that stuff from doing damage! Oh, I could also start random fires and never get in trouble for it. How cool would it be to drive by someplace and see a fire in the exact spot you tossed your smoke out the window?! Oh, and then there's the smell. I was at home depot the other day, and was standing by this chain smoker, and thought "what a great aroma to have around me 24/7". Oh, and why do cigarettes have filters? Are we really concerned about what will get into our bodies without it?

So come join me for a smoke.


P.s. In case you haven't come to this conclusion already, this was all sarcasm. I don't really want to smoke, and it drives me crazy to see people toss their cigarettes out the window instead of using the ash tray that every car somes standard with.

P.s.s. Why do cars come with cigarette lighters? Why not, say, licorice dispensers like in Waynes world, or something that everyone can enjoy?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you have almost convinced me...

Steve said...

Hey Brian, can you ride on Thursday?

Brian said...

Absolutely! What time? Where you wanna go?

Spencer and Heather said...

I agree. Why would you ever start smoking? Wouldn't it be healthier to start eating poo? The smell of poo doesn't travel as far and it's not additcting and it doesnt kill people.

ashley said...

who really wants to eat poo though? the thought of it makes me want to vomit.